augustus u bitch
isn’t he supposed to fall in love with her? TFIOS movie is SO different from the book…
How white people compliment someone: Aw, you look really pretty <3
How Black people compliment someone: MAN LOOK I’M TIRED OF YOU ALWAYS COMING OUT HERE STUNTIN ON FOLK FOR NO GODDAMN REASON I CAN’T FUCKING STAND YOU BITCH SMFH
when your friend crops you out of a picture
If ya girl not textin back she got some other nigga dick in her mouth
Or she might be doing something important..
Like tryna make another nigga cum
She could even just be sleeping 😴😴😴
with another nigga
What’s it mean when a nigga ain’t texting back then?
people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted